I don't read Avvenire for the movie reviews anyway, I mostly just read it for the gossip section, crossword puzzle, and the Jumble.

I could get behind that.

The show is as good as the guests on the panel, but Hardwick is rarely funny. They need to give him a mood stabilizer or something to calm him the fuck down. He also needs to stop laughing so hard at everything and stop trying to explain how what the guest said was so funny.

I prefered the sexy reboot, the XXX film " The Cockateer ".

Show us who to smite Alien Jesus, so he may be smoten!

" Once, on the set of Mork and Mindy, I saw Robin snort up a line of blow this long! "

Phrasing!

Have to agree with The Last of Us not needing a sequel. What would the story even be?

Sure! Just send me, a complete stranger, all your financials over the internet. I'm pretty sure nothing bad has ever happened to anyone who has done that…

If you have children, I feel sorry for them.

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Patton Oswalt as a commando? So, he won't be wearing S.H.I.E.L.D. underpants?

I'm that way with wine. I don't even get a buzz, I just start getting a shitty headache. Never really cared for the taste either.

A Teacup Manticore.

That's ridiculous! All High schools should be banned!

Iron helps us play!

Breaking News Thread:
Twenty people injured in stabbing rampage at Pennsylvania High School, suspect in custody.
Does anyone want to bet on the NRA coming out and saying something really fucking stupid about this?

You know how much money the average Jizz-mopper makes an hour?

A long series of disappointments with no end in sight.

I'd go with either a Manticore or a Chimera, but only if they could be domesticated as pets.