Prude!

What, you don't want to them try robbing a bank, Alasdair? What's the matter? You scared? You big baby! Yeah. I thought so….

I'm getting a picture in my head of a Boyd Crowder/Heat style season six finale.

Not the best season of Justified, but still some pretty entertaining TV.

Sadly, my Mom somehow got it into her head that if I had Heavy Metal posters on my wall, I must be some kind of Satanist who could possibly kill myself or my entire family because I had goofy posters on my wall. When I was at my Dad's one weekend she took it upon herself to go through my room and remove all the evil…

I had a poster from about every Iron Maiden album on my wall in High school. I fucking loved Derek Riggs artwork more than I loved Maiden's music, and I loved their music. My favorite was a Door sized poster that looked like Eddie was tearing through the wall. Good stuff.

How much Keeffe will be on Retro TV this summer?

That's pretty much how I always pictured it. Smith sitting there thinking, " Now how can I fleece these morons into thinking - wait, I , Moron, MORONI! Man this shit's gonna write itself!!

* starts screaming hysterically at the mental picture of that in brain *

Well, looky what we got here! You think you're better than me, Boy Scout?
* Knocks books out of Tity Boi's hands, applies atomic wedgie as he tries to pick up books to cover up his own feelings of shame for being too Goddamn stupid to illegally download stuff off the net *

Figure i'd let him soak in a vat of Nair for a couple of hours…

I'd sleep with Tity Boi for a dollar, but only if he dressed up like Prince. Otherwise, two bits…

C'mon, guy! She probably wouldn't take the dollar!

I'd pay a dollar to have Billy Eichner put to sleep.

Also according to Wikipedia: Chief Justice Warren E. Burger changed his name from Abromowitz to Burger after a Whiskey River BBQ Burger he had enjoyed at Red Robin. Well, it doesn't say that yet, but give me a few minutes…

And then came Scientology, which proves people will never stop being stupid.

Usually when someone says " Evolution is just a theory " the argument is pretty much over. Not that they're right, but trying to argue with someone that stupid is like trying to kick water uphill.

As ridiculous as I find the mythology of most religions, that one is far and away the best. Gotta give credit to Joseph Smith for being able to think quick though!

Evolution is an interesting theory, but I wish they would stop pushing this junk science on our children. God explained where we came from in the only science book anyone should ever need. It's called The Bible. Repent, PBS! Recant your heresy before it's too late!

I sometimes catch a little Burns and Allen and Jack Benny on ME-TV from time to time. Not bad, although I hope Rochester was secretly banging Sadie behind Benny's back.