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The Bishop
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I had a dream once, where a friend of mine and I were walking through a strange apartment building. All of the sudden one of the apartment doors swings open, and there is Oprah Winfrey, decked out in flannel pajamas. She invites my friend and I in, and there are sleeping bags strewn all over the floor. Occupying these

Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed.

We have a door you know! You're paying for that wall!

I didn't know that. Still sounds like a pretty awful book.

Will Chris Hardwick be available for Talking 51?

" The slave turned servant "? I'm sorry, i've never read the book, or seen the movie, but wasn't a house slave still a slave? Was Mammy a paid member of the O'Hara household? This sounds like a horrible idea.

But how will I compensate for my tiny junk? I can't afford a fancy car!

Not disagreeing with you, I just can never pass up taking at shot at Jenny McCarthy. Not that i'd pass up taking a shot at Jenny McCarthy if you know what i'm saying…

Would you chalk that up to social awkwardness? I know some very smart people who have all the personality of bread mold.

Like Professor Jenny McCarthy?

I think the name " Mayim " is actually the old Hebrew word for " basement wife " so I think you have a pretty good shot.

That comes as a bit of a surprise. I guess having a PhD in neuroscience doesn't mean you can't still can't have stupid views about science.

Haven't seen the newer Spiderman movie yet. I just am not interested in seeing the same story over an over again.

My nephew absolutely loved him as J. Jonah Jameson in the Spiderman movies. I can only imagine the horror he will someday feel if he ever sees him as Schillinger.

I won't let my older relatives watch any of these kind of geriatric action movies. It'll only angry-up their blood.

He'll always be Chris " Killer " Keller to me. I hope his new show does well because I like the guy as an actor, and I always thought his comedic roles were good. Of course it is going to be on FOX, so…

That's ridiculous! No religion has ever taken someone else's idea and incorporated it into their own. That's just crazy talk!

Lame. How are you going to find non-fiction examples of the Seven Deadly Sins in this day and age?

When do you start your new job at AMC?

That would be a very long list.