Well, I guess i'm gonna have to move to Atlanta and change my name to " Lucas Troy ".

The first four seasons are available on Netflix. And no, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having a crush on Archer.

I don't know if I would say this guy is a troll. If you look at his comment history he actually seems to be an unbalanced religious lunatic.

" Your opinion is old hat. We are reviving Christendom, one convert at a time, one country at a time, and we'll leave out all Western Europeans if they continue to defy our progress. Abortion will end, but it will take time to re-install the male dominated patriarchy that protected the unborn. "
- Dan Heizinger
Actual…

Trick question! Lemmy IS God!

THE A.V. CLUB:
LOST IN OUR OWN JACKOFFERY…

God's not dead. He just wasn't feeling well, so we sent him to live on a farm upstate. He'll have plenty of room to run around and a lot of other Deities to play with.

But if I act like a smug, self-righteous dick in real life, people will punch me in my stupid face! You can see the bind i'm in.

I used to live in a house in my early twenties with two roommates who swore they saw the ghost of the old woman who lived and died there. The lady who cuts my hair swears that there is some sort of presence in the house she is currently renting. Of course my roomates at that house were on again, off again…

You can't prove that! Unless of course you use logic and reason…

Can't they come up with any other fake haunted house stories? I'm pretty sure by now everyone knows this whole story was a complete fraud.

Mundees Mustmayostarayonaise or GTFO!

If " Honky Cat " was a legitimate Elton John hit this site would find a way to shut this whole thing down.

I had to go to Catholic school for two years when I was in junior high and science was always my favorite class. We had a lay teacher and every fact she told us about science remotely related to evolution or any science fact that went against the creation myth, she prefaced it with, " Now you Catholics believe that…

Oh, you're a tough guy? Hey c'mon. Get on your feet Tity Boi. Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know how tough you are. Just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take a shot. Just one hit. C'mon, that's all I need, just one swing… That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd.

The best thing I got from this movie was that I could get rid of all my excess ass hair with a simple application of tape.

Elton John definitely looks like a guy i'd think twice about throwing down with in that picture. Never fuck with a guy wearing that kind of shirt and hat ensemble.

Nothing will make you hate Classic Rock like a Classic Rock station. The only time my local station would only play obscure tracks of artist was between midnight and six AM.

For some reason, the scene in Next Movie where they are walking down the street carrying a garbage can full of stolen gasoline amused me to no end. I would post the link but apparently I can't post any video links on Disqus anymore.

I was never into GWAR, but I heard they put on a pretty wicked stage show. " sprayed with fake blood, and other bodily fluids "? Were the other bodily fluids fake as well? Anybody know?