C'mon, Carrot Top was born to play this role. Especially now that he had that terrifying plastic surgery they would have to spend almost no time on his make-up at all.

They're so frustrating! It makes me want to rip the hair out of my head! I have to stop before I get any Baldur!

I'm really Loki-ing forward to it! Aw, man that sucked. These Norse god pun threads are hard!

How exactly does one discipline their child against their sexual desires? Should they be beaten? Sent to some sort of religious programing? Lobotomized? Please enlighten me.

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I don't see why Dikachu's dad just can't just sit down and have a talk with him instead of asking Dan Savage for advice.

I really didn't see that coming. Judging by the promos I just assumed the twenty-one foot rule would just end with Danny taking a bullet. I had hoped it wouldn't be a fatal wound, so Danny could live with the knowledge of what a moron he is. This worked nicely though.

Pam and Lana had sex in the last episode of season 1, after Lana had let all the employees of ISIS pay her to say they had sex with her. I don't think Cheryl has technically slept with Pam or Lana, but she does get off on abuse and both of them have probably had her version of sex with her.

You could probably outrun a bear amped up on coke, but PCP would probably make for a more even battle.

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and there you have
another shitty drama from CBS.

Somewhere, beyond the sea,
She waits, exploding for me…

James really meant that shit!

If Eddie Murphy did anything for the painfully white junior high Bishop, it was to alert him to the fact that James Brown was pretty bad-ass.

I don't know if Pam had sex with Krieger or not. With all the insane boozing they all do I can't imagine they haven't.

Not sure how Archer could have a more complex voice mail gag than that one.

I loved Mallory laughing at Lana for banging Pam and then realizing that she had been in a three-way with Pam and the Swiss billionaire.

It'll probably drive Felix crazy when he locks himself in the bathroom and tries to set fire to all his clothes.

Wasn't that on the other side?

I just hope it happens before they get busted for all the nickle and dime pot dealing they have to resort to gets them busted. Thinking about getting a Kickstarter going for them…

The NFL really needs the money. They really have been cash poor for so long, I hope they manage to come out ahead for once.