That beard makes him kinda look like he's getting ready to break from the Seventh-Day Adventists and form the " Branch Steakflowerian " sect.

The shithawks left him off the list!

No free samples!?! What a gyp! Thanks for saving me that trip…

I actually had an Irish bartender give me a raft of shit for ordering Bushmills once. I told him I don't think Jameson is as good, and he suggested I try Powers instead. It was alright, but I consider myself about as Irish as a Shamrock Shake.

I couldn't watch the Hellblazer movie. As soon as I saw they cast Keanu as Constantine I immediately vowed I would never watch it. I've held onto that vow, a have heard nothing to consider making me break it.

I'm almost glad The Wire ended when it did. If it had any more seasons there might have been a " Bubbles gets back on the needle " storyline that would have been just horrible to watch.

Is there any difference between a circus and a carnival?

Ummm…Thanks for the info, i'll see you later…
* backs away slowly *

How did he get left off this list?

I read that at first glance as " Fists a couple of clowns in the trunk. "

There was actually an HBO episode of Real Sex that covered this. I wasn't afraid of clowns until I saw the episode, but I am now.

Well, seeing as Stevie Nicks was heavily featured in the Coven series, maybe would get Robbie Robertson from The Band to star in this season. At some point he could sing " Life is a Carnival ".

I would have to say my favorite storyline was Dangerous Habits, where John deals with having lung cancer. I don't know how well it holds up, but I read it when it first came out. It got me back into comics again, having given them up for a lot of years, and opened the door for a lot of other good stuff like Sandman,…

Carol forget to tell Lizzie about the rabbits.

I'm out of the loop on Hannibal. I didn't even bother watching for the sole reason that is on NBC. I have read all of Delano, Ennis, Ellis, Azarello, and most of Carey's runs on Hellblazer. I enjoyed most all them, and really don't see how NBC could do anything like any of those stories. Hope springs eternal I guess…

Do you really think that's going to happen on NBC? I can't think of a single Ennis run that would be good on that network.

Or an Ocelot. They're crepuscular!

I never really had cats as a kid because my siblings were allergic, but I dated a girl once who had three cats. When they would do something she didn't like, she would give it a spray of water from a windex style squirt bottle. If you decide to try this, make sure you buy a bottle that has never had any sort of…

Well gosh Mr Dooshbaghe, I didn't mean to let everyone down. I wasn't really commenting on the fact that her music wants to make me vomit, as much as her inane comments. "Fuck your cell phones! Fuck your friends instead!"; " When you leave this earth, no one is gonna give a fuck what you tweeted! " etc. Then having…

It is pretty much impossible to think of the film Navy Seals without thinking of the guy from the video store in Clerks. " Ooh, Navy Seals! "