I like Scrabble, but it's only fun when you're playing with people who don't take it too seriously. Crossword puzzles are lame though.

The Stupification of America kicks it up a notch!

* shakes fist northward at smarmy Canadians *

I like Treacher. Sure, he's a talking-point spouting mouthpiece, but he's The AV Club's talking-point spouting mouthpiece. He also on occasion actually makes comments that are non-political about pop culture. At least he kinda gets what this site is about. New Disqus has really opened the floodgates for the the rabid…

Try NBC. I think at this point they're ready to jump on anything.

Wimp. By the way, i'll be looking for a clean liver sometime in the next ten years. Looking to make a couple of extra bucks?

Check back on this Newswire around one in the morning. Yesterday's about the Two Ferns videos really bought in some whackjobs from over at Politico and The Free Republic. These posters made my pal Treacher look like a moderate.

I would be more afraid it would be like punching the Batman villain Clayface.

Bud Light actually only tastes like cheap beer, it is actually priced like good beer. Unless that's just in my area. 20 bucks a case.

71 days here. Being " On the Wagon " ain't much of a ride…

Good point. To be safe, i'd have to use a cestus.

Looks aren't everything! His personality gives him an edge…

CPAC in general seems to be like a pageant of punchable faces. Cruz, Lapierre, Huckabee, Perry, Santorum, McConnell, Christie. Christ, you could have a nervous breakdown trying to choose.

STOP BOTHERING MY MOM!!!!

I've never had that problem, and I like Yuengling, but more than one can of Bud and I am gastrointestinally toxic.

I didn't think they made it anymore, but I remember my dad used to get 40's of it from a local liquor store when I was a kid for a ridiculously low price. I'm pretty sure I know what i'll be seeing in his fridge next time I visit. My old man would never be mistaken for a beer snob…

imgur.com/r/all/laOu4vk

That is not necessarily true, but it is not a good idea when trying to show yourself a little romance by whackin' it by candlelight…

Do I want you to pour me a PBR? No! I want you to fuck it!

I saw a local liquor store advertising cases of Hamm's beer for $10.99. I can't remember the last time I saw prices that cheap for case of beer, so I assume it must be pretty wretched. Can anyone verify this?