I accidentally set myself on fire while whackin' it. Does that count?

They could soak corks by choice!

It would have been interesting to see Farina pull off a southern accent.

Miller was too quick on the trigger in shooting Roscoe? Really? I'm pretty sure realistically, a law enforcement agent would probably open fire very quickly if an armed person didn't immediately drop his weapon when ordered to do so. Though I realize if the suspect is black and in Kentucky, he's probably going to get…

I really, really wanted some of Gina's diet-breaker sandwich…

" Oh my God. Am I planning the worst wedding ever? "
" Second worst. Game of Thrones, Red Wedding would be number one."

Ketamine?

I'm curious to how many drug induced heart episodes Scully has had. Between the coke and the diet pills, I count three.

This guy better tread carefully, he's stepping all over Jim Treacher's turf. Jim, if you're out there, this guy is muscling in on your territory! Set him straight, and send him back to his home turf of politico before you lose face Jim! We're all counting on you…

" It's all billable. Right guys? "

Pantusso.

Having the stenographer read back the proceedings to stall for time was one of the funniest things on the show for me. I would love to see Nick do some more lawyerin'.

Neither is Santa! They said so on FOX news!

Hopefully this will open the door for my " Black Buddha " sitcom starring Cee-Lo Green…

I think Martin is far more interested in being a celebrity from the show than he is from being known as an author. Before the show, did he ever get so much widespread media attention?

Two other words.

Ellison is still arguing with the sky for being blue…

I would have liked to have seen how Christie would have handled the press when he couldn't bully them and had to actually seriously answer questions he didn't like.

I can't believe it took five whole minutes before someone made a " Santorum " joke.

You should really get into politics. This platform would take you pretty far…