Hi Pal! So who's it gonna be? C'mon, you can tell us. If anyone tries to delete your comment, i'll have the Pope sic the Swiss guard on 'em.

Sure, it's actually terrifying to think of what might happen if one of these borderline insane Republican candidates were to actually win, but you can't say the Republican debates weren't some of the most hilarious spectacles ever.

* BUSH WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN *

Not this time! The Rand Paul/ Ted Cruz ticket is the GOP one-two punch that's gonna turn their whole franchise around! Back me up here Treacher!

Yeah, that scene really changed the tone of the Richie character to someone who was a little crazy to someone who was a total fucking monster.

I good gag would have been to open the door brandishing a weapon of some sort and reply, " No, but if you ever bother me on at 8:30 on Saturday morning, I'll do my level best to send you straight to him! "

Some of us also hate live theater as a medium.

Eh. This season hasn't been overly impressive. It was probably only going to go further downhill anyway.

Instead of " Great Job, Internet! " this really should have been titled " Enough Already, Internet! ".

* wracked with remorse for denying his Alien saviour. hangs self in newly purchased Potter's field, leaves strongly worded note slamming HBOGO for his causing his betrayal *

SHUT UP! I CAN'T LOG ON ! NO SPOILERS! I DENY YOU THREE TIMES!

GODAMNIT! GOD-MOTHERFUCKING-DAMNIT!

It's actually old Chinese newspapers….

One of my favorite lines in this episode is when Homer is in the health food store buying the weight gain powder and the guy working there says, " You're lucky this stuff doesn't work! " I have some friends who lift weights who buy all that nonsense, and swear by it. But can't seem to figure out that if you lift…

Can we give Enlisted the open slot on Tuesdays now that Dads is in its well deserved grave? C'mon FOX, do something that doesn't suck.

I liked the last episode of The Simpsons, where they did that " Behind the Music " documentary on the show.

United States of Tara? I think the show could have used another season, or at least a movie to end that a little better.

Can't it be both?

I would kill to be a stay at home dad! I had an Uncle of mine do it for a few years in the late eighties and said he wished he could have done it forever. Unfortunately that would mean having kids, and the state would probably frown on my " cough medicine and non-stop TV " approach to child-raising.

Nice post. NEEEEERRRDDDD!!!!
Edit: It was an awesome game…