The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unravelling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting….

" You see these East India motherfucker's over here? I want you to extend to these motherfucker's all the hospitality West India is famous for."

Damn it! Didn't read far enough down. I can't imagine they'd let Honkies into Zamunda. They usually tend to mess things up…

I'd of course pick Zamunda. Of course, i'm not sure if they let Crackers in…

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm, after they've seen Pam-ee?

He heard the good news and went to Whore Island to celebrate.

Best news iv'e heard all day.

What other stories could they use? The only other full length ones I remember are Family Values,(which was okay, and Hell and Back which I haven't read yet. I can't see any of the shorts being made into anything of any great length.

I'll see your " No ", and raise you a " No fucking way in this, or any other Hell".

Considering A Dame to Kill For was a pretty weak story, I don't see this as being any good.

What am I, crazy? There's no way I would ever watch the MTV Movie Awards!

Not at all! It's the subtle humor, and the magnificent writ- oh who am I bullshitting? It's the tits…

" MTV Movie Awards asks whether 12 Years a Slave is really better than The Hunger Games." A better question might be " Is giving a shit about the MTV Movie Awards really better than hammering a roofing nail into your scrotum? "

I would go to the theater manager and demand my money back. I don't often watch 2 Broke Girls, but the show is so fucking bad. The last episode I watched, only one line in the entire show was not followed by a laugh track. If that is a live studio audience, they must pump ether into the crowd.

She's pretty, but the bangs never work for me. I'll be thrilled when that look goes out of style.

I can name two reasons I watch that show.

If your imagination is worse than the actually definition of what it is, get help.

I don't understand why I felt the need to look up "seagulling", but save me a seat on the rocket…

Yeah, i never liked her until she started slamming Scientology. I'd watch a show that was just her bad-mouthing that silly cult.

2 Broke Girls, 1 Broken Girl.