* car then transforms into kickass robot who proceeds to blow up waterfront *

No…No, you're still doing good…
* orders crucifixion kit from Home Depot *

Waiting for On the Waterfront produced by Michael Bay, or better yet Arsenic and Old Lace.

Depends on who or what you defenestrate.

What a gambler!

I read all the trades just to see how it all turned out, and it wasn't a bad premise. He really could have told that story in about half of the amount of issues if he had left out all the unnecessary shit,which there was no shortage of.

I can't see that working as a film at all. I don't even think a series would be that great an idea, but I found the series kind of disappointing on the whole.

Forrest Gump is a lot like a box of chocolates you buy at a third rate drugstore. It has a few good pieces, but if you go through the whole thing in one sitting you'll feel like you want to puke.

Yeah, I love the Ron character, but am I to understand he got the idea to send letters to people he hates from YELP? That seem a bit far-fetched. Not a very strong episode, but good for some laughs. Loved Ben on the Iron Throne.

I want to know how.

More like family picnics always ruining Ant-Men colonies!

Yeah right. Then he sneaks out the bathroom window and sticks me with the check. Not fallin' for that one again. Although if dinner is nice, he can get an extra large popcorn in the theater, if you know what I mean…

If Todd VanDerWerff is going to be taking me to see Bad Words, there better be some dinner and drinks beforehand. Someplace nice. With silverware…

I'm just glad it gives Eugene Levy a little extra dough.

I was saying Boo-urns…

Chris Hardwick is definitely the worst part of that show.

I actually didn't think it was great, and I remember GI Joe and Strawberry Shortcake.

Amen. I was raised pretty Catholic, and all my older relatives still see suicide in all form as a mortal sin. As far as i'm concerned if God's great plan includes me to live my declining years as a drooling waste factory, i'm not sure I have any interest in meeting him.

I immediately flashed back to a 1980 Chevy Monza I bought from the seediest of auto lots in South Jersey. The guy who sold it to me must have laughed for days…

That's what scares the hell out of me about Alzheimers and Dementia. Genetically, people in my family tend to live pretty long provided they don't take relatively good care of themselves. My great grandmother lived to be 97 years old and kept her wits, but was pretty much blind from cataracts, and almost completely…