I only question why we can't have more of it. USA! USA!

I hope Randy Quaid doesn't feel the need to sound off on this.

I hope they're enjoying all the girl on girl porn!

* Drone flies over Dancing Mad's house *

I'm sure the House would filibuster any ditch-digging initiatives Obama tried to pass.

What of wee baby Seamus?

Things to avoid when you're pregnant:
Sushi
Soft Cheeses
Bus crashes

Didn't they do the whole Ted/bacon bit in an episode a couple seasons ago?

On a completely unrelated topic, has anyone on the East Coast been enjoying the living shit out of the weather today? Fifty-eight degrees and clear blue skies.

Your secret downvoter is presently curled up in the fetal position, sobbing softly.

I hate not knowing how many people hate me.

I really enjoyed Storm of the Century. It was good to see King can write a good mini-series instead of just adapting one of his works into a mediocre one. Best just to forget The Tommyknockers ever happened…

That's not really a good comparison. Of all the bad King movies, Christine was one of the better ones. I might have actually liked it had I not read the book first. Now had you said for every Shawshank, there's about ten Maximum Overdrives…

If you absolutely have to do this, don't use the Warner Brothers characters. Try something new. Why not use Hentai Anime characters instead?

Bees aren't Nazis. Wasps on the other hand…

Was swarm a Nazi sympathizer, or an actual Nazi? I have only seen that character in an issue of Runaways some years back, and I thought they said he was an actual Nazi scientist.

Shit yeah! I would never fail to pick up a comic with Michael Golden's artwork. My personal favorite was " The 'Nam ". His art was so perfect for that book.

Shut up! It's daddy, shithead! Where's my bourbon?

Do you want me to pour the beer?
No, I want you to fuck it. Shit yes, pour the fuckin' beer!

Where's the glasses? That beer's gonna get warm. One thing I can't stand is warm beer. It makes me fuckin' puke!