My money's on Planet Duplo.

Man, I loved Micronauts when I was a kid. I'd love to see that updated, and Mantlo sees some dough from it. I shudder at the thought of what kind of medical bills this guy has.

I don't know, the money is probably fantastic.

Will you film me reading my Manifesto? I'm not driving all they way to the Jersey Shore if you won't.

Sure. 1987.

The maids must have a hard time keeping this room clean, what with all the used condoms and discarded female undergarments no doubt scattered around.

Nope. That's the perfect age for Holy Grail.

I still think that Midnight Run is the most hysterically funny edited for TV movie ever.

Chik-Fil-A?

You're right. I'm sorry, it hasn't been a good day….

Then how do you explain Daniel Tosh?

Hey Buddy! Haven't seen you around lately. So tell me, since you have the inside track, who are you guys going to be running in 2016? Things aren't looking too good for Christie, who I think might have had a good chance, so who's it gonna be? Lay some of that Treacher wisdom on me.

I think she is only going on that show to try and get Norman Reedus to appear on The Mindy Project so she can make out with him. That's what i'd do. C'mon, the guy is dreamy.

Seriously. If the RNC would put this guy up as their candidate for 2016 i'd still think they were awful, but at least I would be able to respect them for finally being honest about the party's position on the underclass.

You really need to check yourself in someplace man. If it's to the point where you are physically injuring yourself, it really is time to knock off the " I don't need any help, I can sort it out on my own" mentality. I don't know you other from your posts on this site, but you seem like a decent guy, and really need…

If Franco is for LaBeouf, than who can be against him?

Well, at least a dick-pic can't get your teenage daughter pregnant…yet. Maybe i'll try to get that app made to sell to Facebook.

I'm just glad texting plans have gotten less expensive. Not for my sake, but for the sake of my brother, who has a teenage daughter. I remember when texting first came out, I had co-workers telling me that their kids had racked up massive phone charges by constantly texting their friends.

I don't mind if someone wants to send me a text message, but people who want to carry on text conversations annoy the shit out of me. I don't need to waste a lot of time typing a conversation that I can vocalize instantly. Lewis Black pretty much summed up how I feel about texting in one of his stand-up bits.

The funniest thing to me as a Yank is when I use a line from a British comedy show is that if I get a laugh, i'll usually tell the person where I heard it ( Blackadder, Young Ones, Python, etc.) and they'll almost always say, " Oh, I hate British comedy, it's so stupid. " Fuckin' Idiots…