I think Queen stopped being cool for a while when Bohemian Rhapsody was run into the ground by Wayne's World. Otherwise, they're okay.

I am a fan of Dave Marsh's Sunday talk show on XM Sirius, but reading his review of Queen's Jazz album makes me think he's a bit of an ass. Lighten up dude. It's just Queen.

* Leno reads Newswire, hurls half empty bottle of liquor at wall, sighs, opens new bottle, sobbing *

Can't wait for the " Ripped from the Headlines " episode of Law and Order based on this incident.

I haven't trusted monkeys ever since I got burned on that '76 Pacer.

The American Worker, forever voting against it's own best interests!

It was before I had it changed.

* gets into epic brawl with hyperbolic paranoid *

Fucker? I hardly know her!
HEYYO!

Good news! June fifth is " The Feast of Maximum Occupancy ", so you'll have a legitimate reason to call off work.

I won't post his full name, but his middle and last name also suck, so I fully expect him to be a prime bullying target throughout his scholastic life.

Hey! My nephew's name is Desmond! My sister gave him her maiden name. My sister is a fucking idiot…

Yahoo! Answers has some helpful advice on what to do if your Rhinoceros gets diabetes.

How can you not hate someone named " Piper ".

Hell yeah I learned something from The Fly. If you're going to teleport with some life form, make sure it's not a Fly. Put something cool in the booth with you, like a Rhino, a Cheetah or an Ocelot.

Are they going to go into all the trouble he got into in Mexico when he was playing William Tell and shot his Common-law wife?

Delaware. That's why it struck me as odd. While our biggest city, Wilmington is rated sixth in the nation in violent crime, which is kinda impressive considering how small a city it is, this was out in the suburbs.

Yeah, I sometimes think I should have gone into the Military after high school for the same reasons. Glad I didn't though. Of all the people I knew growing up who served, two are dead (suicides ) one is a hardcore alcoholic, one has some serious lung problems ( Gulf War Syndrome? ) and the other seems genuinely…

Went to my favorite used bookstore on Saturday and saw something that really bugged the shit out of me. As I was on my way out, I saw some guy, who couldn't have been more than twenty-five walking around with a pistol holstered to his belt. I seriously doubt the guy was a cop, unless he was deep undercover as a greasy…

Not a very interesting episode. So zombies are attracted to fire? Not sure I get how the burning car was supposed to help. Got a little worried the were going to pull a M*A*S*H on Judith when the little girl put her hand over her mouth. Nice to see Abraham and his crew show up.