Why hasn't BonerTime sounded off on this yet?

Like the man said.

Seriously. Don't anybody even acknowledge this guy with downvotes.

Single Female Lawyer
fighting for her client
wearing sexy mini-skirts
and being self-reliant!

A single female lawyer? Sounds like a great show!

Getting an early jump on the 2014 A.V. Club Commies for Most Downvoteable Commenter are we?

How so?
Edit: AD reference. Duh.

Really looking forward to In the Heart of the Sea. Don't fuck it up Opie!

* waits for AP news story out of Chicago " Area man repeatedly tasered by CPD for public naked singing *

* downvoted by Aviva's leg *

First base.

But they seem like such nice young men. That guy on the far right is gesturing that i'm number one!

" YOU SUCK McBAIN! "

ZACK BRAFF IS IN THE HARBOR KILLING MANY MEN!

Too late. You're still a whiny little douchebag.

That would be a totally Baller move!

Why not cast Josh Radnor as Andrew?

No. Ben Affleck would probably take you shopping, ask you to meet his mother, and then try to have sex with you in an uncomfortable place. The back of his Volkswagen.

God help them both if I win, because there is a certain little scene from " Requiem for a Dream " I would force them to re-enact. Just call me " Uncle Bishop ".

Anyone who has not seen all six episodes of Police Squad is suspended from posting on this site. Don't come back until you watch all of them on youtube. Do it. Go now.