I'll be pretty bummed when Harlan Ellison dies, but I don't see myself shedding any tears. As bad as his health is, i'm surprised it hasn't happened already. Although he may be to angry to die.

I see him as more of a " I only regret that I have but one life to give to my country " kind of guy…

I really doubt that anyone is spending the money just to own the microwave anymore than I doubt some is spending the money just for a piece of paper. I would assume it is just worth that amount to someone who wants O' Reilly and the president's autograph, or a microwave signed by Colbert. As the money for both items…

How is buying a microwave ( which I assume works ) more stupid than buying a piece of paper with some scribbled notes? Why not just donate that money directly to charity?

How is it stupid if the money is going to a charity to help military families?

* pours out a 40 for Richard Jeni *

Yeah, it's still a decent show, but c'mon guys, wrap it up before you start to suck.

The mental picture of O'Reilly doing Jazz Hands made me spit Diet Coke on my keyboard.

Isn't he the guy who kicked the Spanish Armada's ass in 1588?

" An obscure cult graphic novel holds untold secrets " ? Is it Black Hole by Charles Burns?

Same here. Twenty year old me would probably not believe how much forty year old me watches The Cartoon Network.
* hands Miles an Old Milwaukee *

Quiet, you!

Will Ferrell looks out for his wimmens!

That may be so, but I am I to understand Vampire Academy is a more tolerable than Monument Men? What is Amelie, a high school freshman?

Just tell the Jury selector " Just let me sniff the defendant. I know what guilty smells like."

I can't get links to work anymore either.

Valentine's Day is just a stupid Hallmark holiday designed to sell flowers, candy and jewelry, and give bitter angry losers like myself the chance to rant about Hallmark holidays.

That's wasteful. You're supposed to use every part of Kirk's mom.

Just give me a shovel and directions to El Dan's basement.

I'm fine. Thanks for asking!