Don't you hate that? People are always coming up to me asking for autographs.

PBR or GTFO!

Coors Banquet also has a higher alcohol content than most cheap beers. Plus it actually tastes like beer. Coors light tastes like water somebody spilled a little beer in.

True Detective is so fucking awesome I can't believe it.

I'm going to take myself out for a couple of drinks, have a nice dinner at a nice restaurant, check in to a nice hotel room, and go fuck myself. You gotta treat yourself right…

Oh No! A complete stranger on the internet who hates to be negative is embarrassed on my behalf! Well, it's been fun, but I guess i'm going to stop posting on this website.

I don't think anyone is more ridiculously dramatic about masturbation than the Mormons.
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Funny women are always hot. You shouldn't be attracted to her at all though, because she loves me. Don't make me go all John Wilkes Booth on you.

So, no Alien Jesus Wafers and wine on Sunday? But I made all this delicious Hummus!

Like chickens…delicious chickens…

I don't watch the Olympics, but I did want the A.V. Club Gold Medal for posting first on the review comment thread.

What, is there a new Twilight or Atlas Shrugged movie he needs to free up time for? Boo Edi, Boo…

Classic Dewey Crowe!

Gathegi wanted to quit? I thought that was just a pretty good plot twist to establish Danny as an unbalanced psycho.

" That was a homely group of women " ? You sexist pig! Can't you see beyond a woman's physical appearance and see their inner bea-… Oh wait, they were Neo-Nazis… Carry on!

" Bring a bottle of wine, and don't be cheap. Bertie's a Somalian." They need to stop wasting time with Coach, and give Winston more screen time.

I guess after they seize his assets, IRS agent's new dress code will be tracksuits and dangly earrings…

I just looked up Sinbad/tax problems and Good Lord! I had no idea he ever made enough to owe that kind of money. I don't know that i'd call him a tax cheat as much as a tax delinquent. Christ, Sinbad has to pay more in taxes than G.E.

They zip into the parking space you were waiting on, even though they know Goddamn well you'd been sitting there with your turn signal on.

With the influx of posters from all over the web ( thanks Disqus! ) i'm surprised no one has posted an Obama crack about the above photo. Yer slackin' Treacher!