Well played sir. Well played…

Your mom was pretty excited she's got an 8-inch version coming later this afternoon!
BOOM! Nailed the " your mom " joke!

It's strange the memories you conveinently block out…

Go ahead and watch the animated movie instead.

They always eat the last slice of pizza, even though they already had more than their fair share.

* eyes ganews floorboards suspiciously *

Isn't post-punk austerity what has Greece in such dire straights?

Bill O'Reilly is over in Russia?

Never question Dr. Rumak's dedication to a bit.

" HOW MANY MORE OF YOUR LEGOS AM I GOING TO HAVE TO THROW IN THE GODDAMN GARBAGE BEFORE YOU LEARN NOT TO LEAVE THEM LYING AROUND ON THE FLOOR!?! "

Murph and the Magictones.

I'm tempted to watch " Snakes on a Plane " on AMC because the commercial has the dubbing " There's snakes on the monkey-fighting plane!"

I stopped caring about people selling out when I heard a Bob Dylan's " The Times They are a Changing " was licensed for commercial use by The Bank of Montreal in 1996. That was the Death Knell for artistic integrity as far as i'm concerned.

* upvotes comment to make Son of Neckbeard feel wracked with remorse *

I strongly dislike Girls, I just don't get it. The only character who isn't a complete flake ( at best ) is Ray. I don't buy any of the other characters as real people. I don't pretend to know much about gay culture, I don't live in an area that has a very vocal or prominent gay community. These characters seem real…

Where's Springy the Springfield Spring?

I think this show is now at the the top of the "Goddamnit! A week until the next episode! " list.

Apparently it's not allowed to be graded higher than Girls, even though it is at least twice as good a show. Watching Girls makes me hate myself for being straight.

Carl's not gonna take it!

I really don't take downvotes seriously anymore now that Disqus has opened the troll floodgates.