It's a shame the entertainment industry is no longer allowed to make child actors smoke and sleep in small beds to stunt their growth.

They're graded on a Dead-man's Hairpin curve.

He should just go ahead and have that shit in his pants. I doubt any zombie would come within a country mile of him.

Food-service size, room temperature at best.

Scariest part of the episode.

Yes. Patient Zero is a shirtless, homophobic megalomaniac.

He shoots, he scores!

Hey, quit your bellyachin'! You've got tons of exciting Winter Olympics to watch! Olympic fever! Catch it!

I would have loved to have seen Zimmerman beaten to a pulp. How did he even think he'd stand a chance against DMX when he needed a gun to take out a teenager?

" Web-wandering free-range Disqus trolls " sounds like something that would be delicious served on a bed of wild grain rice.

Actually i'm thinking about going over to The Atlantic's comment section and start ripping on the poster's moms. They encroached upon my turf, it's time for a little payback!

Iv'e noticed by looking at some of the comment histories of some of the particularly rabid comments is that some of them have never posted on the AV Club before.

Really? Who the fuck would take that seriously? Then again, I don't know what kind of unit you're packing…

Good on you sir! Way to take credit for your downvotes. You are are a credit to the system.

" Oh, i'm definitely on your side of that argument."
—- guy who totally didn't get the point if the comment

I am actually very grateful that I have the spelling skills of a second grader. By the time I go through my comment to correct my spelling I have enough time to think, " Uh, maybe that's a bit much…"

Careful, or soon you'll be commenting under the handle " TheGhostOf TheGhostOfDBoonsGhost. "

It was probably a reverse-vampire.

@HowardRYoungCorrectionalInstitution

* throws horns *