So it will be like Natural Born Killers without any good actors.

Thank you for the most hilarious/disturbing mental picture of the day.

One guy I used to buy weed off of drove around in a Honda Civic that had the back seat ripped out and replaced with speakers that were always blasting hard core rap. He had a scale hanging from his rear-view mirror, and was rarely not wearing some sort of " Legalize It " attire. If I hadn't grown up down the street…

Figure the sequel was about half as good as the first. If you're going to waste your time, I would suggest fast forwarding through anything that's not a car chase or an ass-kicking.

Only some days? You're not paying close enough attention.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise….

Rats should be killed humanely, they can not help being disease-ridden vermin. People who make death threats against children should be subjected to Spanish Inquisition-style torture.

Don't hold your breath…

" What the hell is Goofy? "
—- The fat kid from Stand By Me

Never make art in haste. The quality will suffer.

Nah. According to dad, that was just how mom was.

What kind of bird will be playing Depp's hat?

I guess if I could read Russian those photos would have probably made a little more sense, but probably not.

Seeing as this is Russia, I imagine off camera the kid beats the cat to death with the shovel, snaps the bunny's neck, is giving the dog a farewell hug before it is shot, and staring at the lake where they tossed the carcasses. Standard Jr. Spetsnaz training.

It was better than Lawman . Of course, actually being punched in the cock is only slightly worse than Lawman.

Women can't drive! Amirite guys?

Nothing can stop El Dan…

I had my mom killed the day I joined The A.V. Club to spare her the indignity of being made sport of by cruel posters. I'm a good son.

Your mom was very professional when I was hanging out with her.

Dread was horrifying to read as a youngster, but one of my favorites was The Yattering and Jack. I swear Barker based the character Jack Polo on one of my uncles, who is simultaneously one of the nicest and most painfully boring man you will ever meet. I couldn't read that story without picturing him as Jack. The…