My favorite:
" Did you watch the Super Bowl? "
" I don't believe there's anything " super " about brain trauma. "

I got something to say
And I killed hyperbolic paranoid's baby today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead.

Wasn't Stardust his first prose novel?

Dwayne Johnson.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

I remember an episode of Letterman from way back in the day. when he was still on NBC. Jay Leno was his his guest comedian, and he actually was pretty damn funny. Well, for the eighties anyway.

He's going to be like the little kid nobody likes who throws the big birthday party and not a single kid from his class shows up.

I'd really would have rather seen a movie about the 603rd Camouflage Engineers, known as the " Ghost Army. " Saw a documentary on them and it was really pretty awesome.

I don't see him crying his eyes out, but i'll bet he'll be a miserable motherfucker. No one has to kiss his ass anymore, or pretend he's a funny guy now that he no longer wields the " Power of the Tonight Show."

I agree with you, but I upvoted you because " Cool Lester Smooth " is an awesome user name/avatar combo.

Can we please lose Laurel? Jesus Christ, they continue to find new ways to just make her the absolute worst with every new episode.

Mother of God, i'm a walking time bomb!

They're just going retool it and change the name to " Parkinson's and Recreation. "

I understand he's coming back in POG form.

I find your lack of faith in Disqus disturbing…

Just a joke. Rupaul is way hotter.

When did Rupaul change her name to Coco?

It was Bell. He had some pretty good writers on the show, but the man just did not have the charisma to host a show. If Chris Rock had been the host, and Bell at the writing table, then i'm sure the show would be a huge hit.

W. Kamau Bell is painfully unfunny… Hence 12000 viewers.

Everyone laughed at me when I started stockpiling firearms, ammunition, and string cheese. Well who's laughing now? Wait until the string cheese rioting starts, and the streets run red with the cholesterol laden blood of cheese junkies.