What the fuck was that about? I remember hearing that story and thinking. Damn, band nerds aren't fucking around anymore!

I don't care about this, you don't care that I don't care about this, circle of life.

I'm thinking more along the lines of a lot of spectators being killed/injured in a bomb blast. I think they'll have the athletes locked down pretty hard, but I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Sochi as a spectator.

Well excuse me Uncle Pennybags! We all don't have the money to throw around willy-nilly on sex toys in this economy! Thanks Obama!

Phrasing!

Sorry for your loss. I had an uncle do the same thing on Christmas eve some years back. It fucking sucks.

Well, so much for a season full of tension between Jean Baptiste and Danny. I did not see that coming. Again, I think Boyd needs to be a little better about getting rid of potential threats. Letting Daryl walk out of the bar bullet-free was probably a mistake.
Alan Tudyk: " I am a leaf on the wind with an AA-12…

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" Caroline, stop! That's not my car! I parked down the block! Why am I telling you that? " Nick was at the top of his game this episode.

" We were playing bad cop, black cop. "

Not sure I follow that logic. What difference does it make how many bags of heroin they found? It wouldn't make him any less dead.

It was nice of the media to let us know how many bags of heroin they found at his place. Couldn't have held that back for a while could you, you fucking vultures.

Because he doesn't want to break his glasses.

Between Gillooly and Buttafuoco, Letterman probably never stays depressed for very long.

* Secret Downvoter screeches " He acknowledged me!". Drops pants masturbates furiously *

That's probably when the hunger strike started.

* slaps full clip into Uzi *

So many jokes, so few laughs. Good-bye Jay. You've set the bar so low with your bland, safe brand of humor that it can only be found with a shovel.

I hope this one has people running away from explosions. For my money, I can never get enough of people running away from explosions. Especially if it happens in slow motion…

The photo from this Newswire is really inspiring my Karl Rove/ Lee Atwater slashfic to a different level.