He looks like the kid who reminds the teachers that they forgot to assign homework at the end of class.

As a Delaware native, I love Christine O'Donnell. Anyone who is that fucking dumb and chips away at the credibility of the Republican Party is aces in my book. My personal favorite quote? " You know what? Evolution is a myth. Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans? "

That struck me as really weird to see someone actually smoking a bong on a network show. I know a lot of shows are doing a lot of pot references, but that was the first time of actually seen someone firing it up. Hooray, I guess?

I'd put B99 and Enlisted on equal footing as far as how funny I think they are, but it aggravates the shit out of me that FOX decided to run it on Friday nights. That's really setting it up to fail as far as i'm concerned.

What exactly does T. E. Lawrence memorabilia consist of ?

My dad is also a member of your uncle's demographic.

Can't argue that…

Stop watching. I feel the same way about Bob's Burger's. I tried to watch it on netflix from the beginning, and would occasionally watch a newer episode,but I just don't find it even slightly amusing. So, I just don't watch it, and i'm okay with that.

Yeah, but I seem to recall him watching porn with Lana in a flashback in season one.

The Curious Case of Cadillac Ron….

How could Archer be so ignorant of the legions of fetish porn out there?

Glad they ditched the " trapped Woodhouse " bit. The man's an artist with a frying pan! Had to laugh when he got shot with the tranq dart. " Hello old friend…."

I think the better question would be why are you on the internet this late on a school night? I TOLD YOU, IN BED AT EIGHT THIRTY, LIGHTS OUT AT NINE! IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE WAKING UP FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW I'LL TAKE YOUR COMPUTER PRIVILEGES AWAY FOR A MONTH!

Agree to let them bag school to see a movie, take them, but at the last minute make them see the movie they least want to see. If your kids are old enough to ask to skip school to see a movie, they're old enough to start hating their parents.

Anti-Dentite Bastard!

I still think Ted Cruz did a much better, and a much more socially relevant reading of Green Eggs and Ham.

Don't forget to get your " A.V. CLUB 4 LIFE " neck tattoo!

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You have to ritually slaughter a black goat on the night of a Harvest Moon, and then stand under a waterfall for three days straight to remove the effects of a Christian Baptism.

* cues up " No More Mister Nice Guy " *