avclub-394dc8be941678fb1dcfc647005e6af6--disqus
The Bishop
avclub-394dc8be941678fb1dcfc647005e6af6--disqus

Draw it on your monitor with a Sharpie.

* Chris Conley raises hand *

Oh, please. I lost that years before as an Alter Boy.

Yeah, I think I broke my concussion cherry playing that game as a kid….

I apologize in advance if this post offends anyone, but bear in mind I am old. When I was a kid, there was a game called " Smear the Q***r " . It began with a sort of basketball tip-off, except with a football. Whoever got the ball would then be chased and eventually tackled, forcing them to give up the ball. Whoever

" Stop saying panties! "

"What, I have to get the panties? What am I, the panty-getter? What kind of life is that?"
Best opening bit in a while.

Well, to be fair, men don't really have souls.

Seriously. Turned it off after the kickoff return touchdown at the start of the second half. Even if I was a Seahawks fan I doubt i'd find this game entertaining in any way. Blow-outs are boring.

A friend of mine works for a rehab facility, and told me the number of people admitted for heroin addiction has skyrocketed in recent months. I asked him why, and he told me that they recently changed the formulation of oxycontin, making it very difficult to shoot or snort. Heroin is also less expensive and apparently

Downvoted for , I dunno, your body not being able to process booze like it used to?

God-Fucking-Damnit. If anyone takes anything from this, let it be: DO NOT FUCK WITH HEROIN. Wait until your in your late seventies, early eighties before you start fucking around with shit like this.

Never saw the film, but the book was pretty good.

It's not TV, it's cringe-inducing, unsettling HBO!

Well of course Adam wants to bang his sister. That way their incestuous offspring can one day ascend to the Iron Throne of Brooklyn.

I loved the fact that not only did they get their ass kicked hard, but the wager was that they only had to score once.
" We have to score! Look at him over there taunting me! Okay, he's doing it in a weird way, but it's killing me! "
Kieth David definitely needs more screen time.

I never understood the appeal. Why would I want to be 72 women's first sexual disappointment?

I still think Stewart's " Lobsterman " photo is still the best.

I just don't see Uncle Jack being played by Jennifer Russell.

The A.V. Club no longer cares that you don't care about the superbowl.