At least Mr. Pibb died a hero's death…

I realize this country has a lot of problems. A shaky economy, political strife, a truly frightening religious right movement, and just a general feeling of hopelessness that the glory of our once great nation has faded, possibly never to return. However, I DEFY any motherfucker out there to say that we do not lead…

I knew it was someone from the Pats, because my Brother-in law was pissed that a guy that good could have his career ruined by something so stupid. I couldn't remember the guys name, but after looking at his Wiki-page, I was surprised he ever played again after that injury.

I don't know, I loved the scenes with Oswalt and his mother, and I don't think Corrigan could have pulled them off as well.

I really liked this movie, but the similarities between Philadelphia Phil and my brother are fucking creepy.

I'd kick my grandmom down an elevator shaft for some Artisan Three Cheese Queso chips. Or maybe i'd just go buy some…

* The Bishop frantically calls sponsor, sobs into phone: " He's trying to lure me into the stall again! The chips be callin' me! " *

Tease!

Well 10-4 on that good buddy! Next time i'm in your home-20 we'll get together and have us a hamfest! You can squawk me at 26.695 kHz, I go by the handle " Chunk Style ".

Doritos is not an addiction! I used to suck dick for Pringles! Now that's an addiction. Did she ever suck some dick for some Pringles?

Wow, you are really some piece of work. Wasting food like that. Did you ONCE think about all the obese children in Mississippi who could have eaten those chips, helping them achieve their dream of becoming diabetic amputees? What's it like not having a soul? You make me wanna puke!

That does sound lame. I had no idea they changed it to before the Superbowl. I haven't watched a pro-bowl since the 90's, I usually am just a play-off game watcher if I watch at all. That is the stupidest goddamn thing I have ever heard. I assumed you thought it was stupid because there was a chance a player could get…

Why is the Pro-Bowl idiotic? Not being a wise guy, I don't follow football closely, but isn't it just an all-star game for the entire league?

Really. I don't have anything against people who watch football. I enjoy the sport, but don't understand why people take it so seriously. The whole injury thing is really tragic though, more so the fact that the NFL ( who apparently is strapped for cash ) were pretty good about doing their best to cover up evidence…

That would probably be my first game purchase. Do you know if it's better on PS3 or Xbox 360, or is there no difference?

Well I don't care that you don't care that…. Damn, I forgot what i'm supposed to not care about.

* hits " OW! QUIT IT! " button *

Seriously. They leave out catching, pitching, kicking, slam-dunking, tackling, and so much more.

Downvoted for caring about people being crippled and suffering from traumatic brain injury.

Man, and I thought my parents hated me…