* guiltily slinks away from mratfink's comment *

Critiquing a witch's acting skills apparently renders them powerless….

My mom worked really hard on that movie! You sir, are a heartless bastard!

I see the commercials for this film, and I realize: I never had any friends like this. Then I also realize i'm pretty much okay with that.

I can't believe it took this many comments until somebody made an " Imogen Poots " remark. If ever a name needed changing…

Maybe Sheen is exactly where Papa Legba wants him…

Agreed on Stevenson, but I rather liked 'ol Ferret-face….

Robichaux Academy? More like Rochambeau Academy!

I call dibs on the " Sad Face on the outside / psychotically murderous on the inside " clown role!

Seeing those Anger Management commercials make me feel kind of bad for Charlie Sheen. It seems every time I see one for an all new episode, Sheen looks like he's aged another couple of years. I imagine he's self-medicating pretty hard at this point, trying to forget that he's locked into a 90 episode contract on a…

F. This was monumentally horrible. So the whole season goes by and all of the sudden Cordelia is the most powerful among them? This whole season feels like every school report I ever did at the last minute.

He's in a deep depression because the RNC picked Cathy Morris Rodgers over him to give the rebuttal to the State of the Union address.

* snaps fingers, jumps back in Firebird, peels away *

I'm on my way!

Michael Bay. Duh!

Man, Jesus is gonna be pissed.

As much as I like GTA, I generally find all Rockstar games to be pretty entertaining. Red Dead Revolver, Bully, Manhunt, and Max Payne 2 were all fun games in my opinion. I liked The Warriors, but to me it was one I played through once and never picked up again. It just didn't have the same replay value to me.
Disclaime…

I thought the game was okay, but kinda disappointing, considering it was a Rockstar project.

* puts beer bottles on fingers, starts tapping them together *
" WARRIORS! COME OUT AND PLAY! WARRIORS! COME OUT AND PLAY! WARRI- "
* bottles break, cutting the shit out of fingers *
" OWWWWW! Godammnit! Aw, man look at all this blood! Take me to the emergency room! "

Won't someone think of The Children !?!