" If the turkey is in the high-chair, where is the baby? "

A lot of people call it " Bible Camp ".

* thinks about making a Caylee Anthony joke, realizes there's nothing funny about it *

KICK THE BABY!!!

He was an okay musician I guess, but he would have had a better sound if he used a drum machine and Auto-Tune.

Yeah, i caught about half of the first episode, and haven't bothered with it since. I was just curios to see if anyone was watching it.

" Hey! I don't get mad when you mistake Dutch people for Swedes! Those two times that happened…"

Out of curiosity, is anybody watching Chozen?

" They're all loaded too. This was such a great house to be a kid in…"

Native South Americans would originally chew the leaves of the Coca plant long before they started processing it.

I loved the fact that the sniper's spotter also had " The Price is Right " soundbite on his smartphone and played it after the boss chewed him out for his marksmanship.

I hope the " Woodhouse trapped in some part of the mansion " bit is about done. It's funny, but c'mon, I want him to be a little more in the mix.

" Your great-uncle must have really wanted to capture those runaway slaves."
" I know. It nearly bankrupted him, and the weird thing was it was like 1890…"

I am also still hate watching, but it's getting so bad I don't think i'll be able to for much longer. With the " silly antics in the graveyard " scene, this show is turning into a Kids in the Hall sketch without the humor. I still do read the comments, but i'm keeping my negative comments to myself, because I'm still…

* readies Vaudeville Hook *

* throws bouquet of roses at Eat_Up_Martha *

Hopefully, the prequel will be set in the eighties, and Mike Ermhantraut will be rockin' a totally sweet Mullet.

" You see this man, Jo Bob? "
" I don't like him, he's ugly. "
" That's right, and I don't want any of his ugly rubbing off on me. I want you to hurt him. I want you to knock his cock in his watch-pocket. I want him walkin' on his elbows. "

PRISONER NUMBER # 16651651
Name: Ice Cream Planet
Convicted: January 27, 2014. Called Oz a glorified Soap opera..
Sentence: 15 years mandatory posting on The Onion A.V. Club. Up for parole in 5.

I generally really like, if not love, Alan Moore's work, but for the life of me I could not get into League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Glad it wasn't just me…