I'm not entirely clear how shitty bootlegs fall under the jurisdiction of the DHS. Isn't INTERPOL supposed to be handling this kind of thing?

I think this is a totally important use of Federal resources. The real threat to this country is someone trying to take money out of the pockets of our struggling entertainment industry.

As someone who has a Filthy Irish Bog-trotter heritage, that line never fails to crack me up. I used to go to this Irish bar that had a sign in the window from the late 19th century that read " Irish need not apply ". That's what kills me about some of my older, horribly racist relatives. The people you spit on were…

One of the most ridiculous things ever was when actress Hedy Lamarr tried to sue Mel brooks for 10 million dollars for "invasion of privacy " from naming Harvey Korman's chacter " Hedly Lamarr. "

" I paid you boys to lay some track, not jump around like bunch of Kansas City * BLEEP * "

" Oh boys! Looky what I got here!"
" Where da white women at?"

" Baby, please! You're making a German spectacle of yourself!"

Funnier? Blazing Saddles.
All around better movie? Young Frankenstein. It truly was one of the best parody films ever.

Do you say Froederick?

Kinda had something like that happen once. A couple friends and I were cruising around in the dead of winter, smoking a bunch of weed. We saw the resident neighborhood weirdo, a guy who was nicknamed " Radio Rick ". He was a man with some sort of mental illness, who always carried around a boom box tuned in to the…

What the Hell happened to the Y? I seem to remember them being a lot cheaper years ago. I only pay 20 bucks a month at my Gym, and the weights and machines are far superior to my local Y. It doesn't have a poll though, which kinda sucks. It doesn't bother me to much, as I fear a Japanese Whaling ship may take a shot…

It was alright, but it is a pale shadow of films like Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles.

PUT… THE CANDLE… BACK!!!

I lived in New Haven, Connecticut for about a year and a half in my mid 20's. I loved that town, but the down side was it was crazy expensive to live there. I had two jobs, and worked like a dog just to get by. I finally just said fuck it, and decided to move back home, which had a better job market and a cheaper cost…

Why even call an episode the Pilot if you're not going to show it as the first episode? Paving the way for another early cancellation FOX?

Yeah, we all know cats prefer- ummm, never mind.

" Gymfiltrating. I think it will really catch on if more people start infiltrating gyms."
"That's why I never developed an edge. You can't lose what you don't have. No surprises! "
I wasn't a big Boyle fan at that start, but he's definitely growing on me.

He locks up bad guys and sleeps with bad girls!
Well, he's in a monogamous relationship, and is generally too tired for sex, but he loves his fruit and yogurt parfaits!

A little let down by Danny just letting his Dad off the hook that easy. A little too sitcom cliche for my tastes. Interested how they will handle Danny and Mindy getting together. Would be nice to know if this show is getting another season or not.

Was that Winston's bus driving girlfriend at the movie theater surprise party? I'd like to see a little more focus on that relationship if they are still a thing.