Nyet!

Why do they all have a look on their face like Chris Hansen just walked into the room with a camera crew?

I don't recall anyone complaining about all the dicks being sucked…

I guess there is. Although it has been suggested maybe I should " relax my butthole " which i'll assume is somehow supposed to be funny.

* The Bishop lose his shit on the stand, is charged with contempt of congress. spends next 6 months posting comments from Leavenworth Penitentiary library *

* BonerTime hits big red button labeled " SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT ALL DOWN " *

14 comments, 28 likes, guys batting like 500.

Well, goodbye everyone. It was fun before Ivan Gonzalez caught us out. Best of luck on all your future commenting endeavors…

No one wants to stand in those long lines in Russia for vowels.

Da.

As much as I admire them for taking a stand against the Russian establishment, I don't think I could stand listening to their music for more than about five minutes before walking out.

(e) all are equally as funny.

That's beautiful, man.

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

Iv'e found Segrams VO to be almost equal in price to Canadian Club and far better in taste.

Give them time…

When I was 17, my Dad's girlfriend came back from a visit to her see her father, who had just been diagnosed with emphysema. Having been forced to quit smoking, his daughter gathered up all the cigarettes in his house and gave them to my dad, who in turn gave them to me and my brother. They were a brand by the name of…

I really hope Amazon drone skeet shooting becomes a thing.

Would Miley Cyrus fans even know who Ren and Stimpy are?

Gunfire would be too risky in my neighborhood. I already have a weighted bait net to take it down and a steel pipe to finish it off.