Touche.

" reporters were told if the asked personal questions they would be escorted out. " What the fuck else are you going to ask this talent-less waste of space about? I wish people would stop paying attention to her.

That's sexist, you fucking creep! The proper term is " dinghy broad. "

I think the proper name for this type of trio comedy is " not at all funny." This show must be specifically aimed at a younger demographic because at 40, I have found nothing even remotely amusing about it.

I'm really thinking his constant losses are a bit.

I totally forgot to read that article…

" How's Woodhouse? Did you let him keep the outfit we bought him? "

" You know what I could really go for right now? "
" Some cocaine? "
"….yeah. "
I guess this would explain Pam's weight loss in last weeks montage. Now excuse me while I go get intimate with myself thinking about cocaine-fueled sex with Pam….

Crane bitching about having a outdated phone was pretty funny. Especially after going off on a rant about capitalism.
" So you want a newer phone? "
" Well, you have one! "
September can't get here soon enough.

Is this the Alien Jesus Biopic we've been waiting for?

I remember in the war…Mmm…Rations…Mmm…Rifle…I'd come back…Mmm… To the trenches…Mmm…And hear other men talking…Mmm…That's where i belonged…Mmm… Would you pay a dime to see this?

Fucked that up, didn't I?

Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy free…

I'd rather see Jackson Teller play Dan Ackroyd. Clay Morrow could play John Belushi.

" Goodyear? "
" No. The worst…"

I recently read a pretty interesting graphic novel on Dahmer by a guy who knew him in high school. It was called " My Friend Dahmer " by John Backderf. It was about what the guy remembered about his time in high school with Dahmer, and it would appear he was pretty fucked up from the get-go. A good read in a…

You can watch all of season 2 on the Adult Swim website. It really does irk the shit out of me that Netflix only has the first season on streaming. Definitely not their best stuff.

He was good. Read the book though, and the movie didn't measure up.

I know, I know. It's really hard for me to shake my bad actor bias. Especially after some of the crap he's been in before. I guess Mud is when he started to turn it around? I didn't hate The Lincoln Lawyer, but I certainly didn't love it.

He either slept with her, or somehow narced Woody out about his piece on the side to her. I'm kinda regretting having started watching this until the season is over, so I could watch the whole season at once.