Watched the first two episodes of True Detective on HBO GO. Holy shit is it good. I'm really going to have to start watching some of the movies I have recently passed on because they had Matthew MacConaughey in them. I can't believe how good he is in this show.

Picture Tom Cruise, but taller and without the silly beliefs in Scientology. Now hold on to that fantasy, because the reality would have you endlessly waking up your Alien Disciples with your screaming night terrors.

As a straight guy, I don't have any gay friends, although I can count the amount of straight people I consider friends on one hand and still throw a peace sign. If I try to make more friends than that, it would hurt my standing in the Deranged Hermit Society.

This can't be the gay " Girls ". I actually like the characters and didn't want to throw my TV out the Goddamn window once during this episode.

No Kidding? I have the same password for my luggage!

It's the first ever AV Club Unfunny-off! Looks like a close race…

I'm still waiting to see how the outcomes of the 2014 midterm elections are going to affect the controversial Puffy Director Pants tax rates.

The AV Club turned into the Craigslist's Rants and Raves section so gradually hardly anyone noticed…

" Bring back Brandanowitz! "
- absolutely no one.

FLIM SPRINGFIELD

Then my next questions would be:
4) Have you heard about this guy " wilderhair " who posts on the AV Club? He's spreading these scurrilous claims that you may not have felt punching Chevy Chase was one of the best things you ever did, is that true?

I guess my questions to Bill Murray would be:
1) How good did it feel to belt Chevy Chase?

I really don't pay it any mind for the most part. I can see downvoting a comment that is incredibly racist, homophobic, or just insulting without being clever, but otherwise I just assume the downvoter is just a troll. Why down vote anonymously when you can just respond to someone's comment? It's not like the OP can…

It is a subject that does need serious discussion, but yeah, this is not really the thread to discuss it on. I think of this show the same way I think of M*A*S*H, it's a funny show about something that really isn't a funny subject. I doubt we'll see an episode about the staggering sexual assault problems in the armed…

Too true.

I'm certainly not going to defend a lot of what goes on in our armed forces, but judging by some of what iv'e read about some of the IDF's practices, it doesn't seem like they are any strangers to military horrors.

C'mon FOX, don't fuck this up. It's as simple as moving Dads to the Friday slot and putting this show on Tuesdays before B99. You can't possibly be thinking of giving Dads a second season, can you?

Cool, thanks!
* takes test, looks at score *
Oh, fuck me..

I really have to break the habit of Googleing references I don't get from AV Club commenters. They usually either gross me out or make me feel bad in some way…

Looking forward to the big Dane Cook / Roose Bolton tour in 2014.