Well, at least now people can shut up about Matt Pike being inarticulate and unspecific in his HateSong. This guy takes the proverbial cake.

He has wild hands…that left hand pinky finger is like the goddamn skyhook or something.

He has wild hands…that left hand pinky finger is like the goddamn skyhook or something.

I so hope this is a real thing.

I so hope this is a real thing.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this thread has secretly turned into a a referendum on who likes Captain Beefheart/the Residents and who doesn't.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this thread has secretly turned into a a referendum on who likes Captain Beefheart/the Residents and who doesn't.

Weirdest flavor of lube contest! Ready, go…Coca Cola.

Weirdest flavor of lube contest! Ready, go…Coca Cola.

I think it's pretty much every Wednesday.

I think it's pretty much every Wednesday.

Probably the ballinest cinematic office since The King's Speech.

Probably the ballinest cinematic office since The King's Speech.

I saw Nels Cline and Julian Lage play tonight in a little place in Vermont, and it was beyond amazing. That is all. I have nothing to add.

I saw Nels Cline and Julian Lage play tonight in a little place in Vermont, and it was beyond amazing. That is all. I have nothing to add.

The thought of Rabin going to actual Phish shows is hilarious enough to make me want to buy this book. I predict that his favorite song will be Harry Hood.

The thought of Rabin going to actual Phish shows is hilarious enough to make me want to buy this book. I predict that his favorite song will be Harry Hood.

Who doesn't look forward to a visit from the former bishop of Turkey?

Who doesn't look forward to a visit from the former bishop of Turkey?

Pretty Tone for US Poet Laureate. I am so goddamn not kidding.