Would Tom Petty forget the Boxmasters?

I had no idea Television still played together. Great news!

The Herr's Cheddar Horseradish chips are unparalleled, and maybe the only thing I miss about living in rural Ohio, other than how cheap cigarettes were.

Pitbull is gonna be so conflicted about this.

As is the popular girl's way in life.

That was Rainn Wilson! And he wasn't really fat, just slovenly…

Or a toddler banging on a trash can lid.

Monegasque? How patrician. No wonder the bigger countries make fun of it.

I Am Still Able To Be Seen

This was the one and only movie I ever went to see with my grandmother. The scene where Zorro cuts off CZJ's top with his sword and her hair covers her boobs was very positive for me at a vulnerable age, and highly scandalous for her, to the point that she may never have watched a movie again.

I was going to say something snide about Frank Darabont, but I couldn't think of anything juicy enough.

They also had Neidermeyer in their videos. Now drop and give me twenty!

I always thought you were supposed to be.

Whether Ian would've approved or not, it's pretty damn morbid. "Is the TV playing Stroszek? Ooh, cool!" *snaps picture with camera phone*

My first thought for myself was "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap, and I'll stick with it.

Head of State was watchable, mostly due to the everlasting brilliance of Bernie Mac.

He was strategic in his deployment, like a stealth bomber or your mom farting.

Lots and lots of people in wool hats. I like the production of NMH's albums, and their weird skronky bits, but they're definitely way overrated…and the way their fans evangelize about them is confounding.

Pea coats aren't cheap. Take it from a guy who has drunkenly lost two of them.

The last thing I remember from Doom was him getting called out for sending imposters to perform shows in the mask. Not exactly endearing behavior.