Me would like you more if you were cookie, not bagel

FIRST COOKIES!!!

2 Guns sounds cool..but me want 2 Cookies!

Me hope me parody this on Sesame Street next year with "Perks of Being Cookie-Flower"

WHERE'S ME SIMPSONS ON CABLE?
WHERE'S ME SIMPSONS ON CABLE?
WHERE'S ME BURRITO?

GET HIM

What have me done?!!?

Me hope this playing at nearby theater…

Me feel there legitimate drama potential in show though, especially when James Franco has to choose between Peanut Butter and Snicker-doodle cookies.

COOKIES ALREADY HERE

Me writing spin-off entitled Cookies And Geeks.

OH NO!! Me Cookie is floating in the air!!

Me liked it better when Me and Elmo go to Japan.

Me just hope me favorite show Cookieheads doesn't get cancelled!

Me tried to do show called Cookie Cop, but it go nowhere

Many people have called me that, perhaps that partly why me feeling so blue…

Me want to make make cookie joke, but me depressed. Me feel time is slowly slipping away, and me not doing enough with the single existence me got. Maybe tomorrow I'll sneak-erdoodle something funnier, but for now, me just read Simpsons reviews
And remembered good o'l days, when things made sense..

OOOOKIEE!!

As long as they don't crop out cookies me eating, me have no problem with this.

One time, me made huge mistake of eating cookie in ocean. Suddenly, seal pop out nowhere and eat me cookie!!