Don't be. Many people here mean to me at first, but come around to enjoying me shenanigans.

Happy Birthday! Me made you cookie cake in honor of this momentous day!

Rock out with me cookies out..of the oven!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!

Howdy @avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus Me welcome you back to AV Club and hope that you can become me new buddy! We can eat cookies, talk about cookies, dress up as cookies…whatever you want to with cookies, me up for it!

Me tolerated! Me must call me mother!

Is that Jack Black? Me always enjoyed his acting, especially in Bernie, Kung Fu Panda (One And Two!) and School of Rock. Glad to see him still getting work.

@avclub-a071490b596e0cc770ff10b7eb5b2e85:disqus Me proud to dedicated me 100th comment to you and your kind words! Me hope to be around for ages to come!

Me deserve cookies!!!!

Me not big fan of your movies, but me enjoy your comments here.

If Grown Ups 2 wind up beating Pacific Rim this weekend…well, that the way cookie crumbles.

Me tip me hat to you sir. Good joke.

Yes, but this one seem like a paragraph or two short.

Also, this surprisingly short article.

Nuclear war couldn't stop me from eating cookies!

Me appreciate the kindness!

PHRASING

Not if me get there first!!!

We not infestation!

Add in Rocket Raccoon, and you got me money!

It like any other show on NBC, it eventually vanished without anyone noticing or caring.