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The clips and quotes
All from past seasons, nothing new. They are still awesome none the less, especially the money burning.

Ric Flair
He was in this movie and it was glorious. NAYYYY-CHA BOY! WOOOOOOO!

Andy Warhol
I think people forget he died in the early 80s from the gunshot wound he suffered 7 years earlier. Him and Basquiat should have survived. I mean, Banksy and Koons are the only worldwide famous artist out there right now that are alive. It's sad that there are more famous rappers then honest to god artists

I'll miss…
Vicki Roberts and her perfect hair and make-up. No matter what kind of insane danger, she was always camera ready.

Ray Romano and Blain from Pretty in Pink.
I loved Romano's cameo. His take on that character was great. Spader seems like a shoe-in. Seriously, who the fuck is Catherine Tate?

Financial problems
To me the most shocking thing about the episode was that the Giudices still lived in that house. Really, I am astounded.

Dr. Loo
I love that they cast a female Asian as the one that coldly carries out Sonia's orders. I also love that all the aliens don't have Alien names. They all have English first names and accents if they lived in other places. Also Sophia is pale as sugar, but her son is swarthy. I was hoping they'd get one more

Put me in front of Jack Black
I don't think I'd lose my nerve. He's made some really shitty live action films. In some cases he was the worst part of great ones. I'd love to heckle him just on King Kong. But, I'd move on to Pick of Destiny, and how all the fans abandoned him.

tsuris
Only us Jews know what that word means. I am all for Yiddish in reviews, but tsuris may be a little too inside.

Prepare to be Immortal
The Highlander was a documentary. And, the events were filmed in real-time.

Bloat
They let this fat,bloated ham have two new starring vehicles? How does this guy keep getting work as a lead? Do people use him for movies when they need to write off a business loss on their taxes?

I guess I'll be watching this one on demand
UFC Ultimate Fighter was way more interesting. I totally forgot this was on, and to record it. I also watched a bit of Repo Games. I think there is some "Cheaters" style acting going on. The bald guy with the beard is one of the oddest looking humans I have ever seen. The

You want to know why?
Adult Contemporary is dead and my local radio stations haven't played new music for 15 years. I want to listen to new rock, but Alice in Chains and Pearl Jam from 1992 clog the rotation. Every new song is some person featuring some other person to make a completely disposable hit. Duran Duran

Back when people read magazines
I remember seeing a picture of Rodman with his blonde 'fro on the contents page of Sports Illustrated. Apparently that was a big deal. It went all downhill from there, in terms of epic douche-baggery.

Adult Swim
The original line-up for Adult Swim has some of the greatest one-liners of all time. The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast are treasure troves of great lines delivered fantastically. Space Ghost's story to Hanson about the Barber kind of beats out everything

This was so important…
I forgot it was on again. I then tried to watch the re-run at 12am. I fell asleep during the commercial break for 8 hours straight.

Hebrew
Nothing is funnier then Gilbert performing as a Rabbi reciting Hebrew Prayer. He's dead on. His Jerry Seinfeld impression is pretty amazing too.

This was so important…
that I totally forgot it was on. Good thing my DVR picked it up. I am hoping that South Park stories get smaller in scope. It's funny when the kids defend a tree house against a female legion for fear of contracting AIDS. It's pretentious and banal when Cartman becomes a NASCAR driver for 2

King of the Obvious
Morgan Spurlock really has made a great career at pointing out the obvious. What he is pointing out isn't a revelation. It's as plain as day. I suppose that there is a group of Americans who are completely oblivious to advertising, but savvy enough to love documentaries. I also want to note that