They are fucking terrible.
I could not believe how bad they were. They are like Major Lazer. Both have great names and shitty reggae music.

Seal off the exits
Apparently they don't have the ability to flank or corner anyone in the Secret Service. They just have some un-gated, unguarded service garage that anyone can waltz in to.

The New Romantics
The Video for Duran Duran's Planet Earth (in the club, not the blue screen ice cave) is probably the pinnacle of 1981 music for me. It's everything I love about the 80s New Wave. There was a brief moment in 2009 when those fashions came back. It should have lasted longer.

Mallrats and DVD Commentary
That was the peak for me. Not only was the movie funny, but the commentary had me howling with laughter. Only Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back has made me laugh since. Everything else seems like a letdown.

God forbid they have a wrinkle in their shirts… But, shit and piss all over the house is okay.

The Death of Adult Contemporary
If record companies had invested in artists like Phil Collins, and not turned their customers into hated enemies, the music industry would be a lot better. It's sad to think that Eminem is as close to Adult Contemporary as it gets these days. Really, it is.

Dan Fogler
I have a feeling he's out of focus in the commercials so people think Jonah Hill is the sidekick.

I get the feeling this is going to be a gross out fest
Expect lots of human produced fluids to be featured.

This asssessment is inaccurate
People don't reveal themselves to be VFTW until they actually sing for votes. I still remember Randy telling that girl last year the reason why she didn't make it was because the talent was so high. Then we proceeded to get the worst top 10 ever.

This asssessment is inaccurate
People don't reveal themselves to be VFTW until they actually sing for votes. I still remember Randy telling that girl last year the reason why she didn't make it was because the talent was so high. Then we proceeded to get the worst top 10 ever.

This asssessment is inaccurate
People don't reveal themselves to be VFTW until they actually sing for votes. I still remember Randy telling that girl last year the reason why she didn't make it was because the talent was so high. Then we proceeded to get the worst top 10 ever.

One of them is a dude
I think it's the blonde second from the right. Seriously, it's a man. I tried to watch this in spite of this. Larsa is hot but married to Scottie Pippen, who as a Knicks fan from the 90s hate with a passion. Fuck him and Larsa's bragging. His best move was passing the ball to Michael Jordan. The…

Alcoholism
The secret theme to Jersey Shore is that it's a reality where alcoholism isn't a problem. Everyone drinks. Snooki and Deena are on constant benders. The guys binge drink. That's really the juice-head gorilla in the room that no one talks about. That fight with Sammi and Ronnie probably happened after a few…

What Breakfast in Can is in America
The guys that host the Shop At Home Knife Collectors show referred to beer as breakfast in a can. They'd do this while selling "big'uns". I miss those guys.

Age also has something to do with it.
All the A-List American actors are old as fuck. That's right, even Marky Mark is in his 40s.

MvC3
Maybe this explains why the entire Fantastic Four wasn't allowed for Marvel vs Capcom 3? I wish they had a Cree warrior to fight the Super Skrull.

Last gasp for cool.
MTV needs this show to work so they can rerun it immediately and repeatedly for the next year. If someone really wants to make an edgy show about teens, they should try doing it with actors that aren't emaciated or professionally styled. Or even better, ones that don't look like they have the…

A waste of plane tickets
I was watching some of the shows On Demand. They are 20 minutes long. That doesn't mean they still don't have commercials in them. Why would anyone go to North Korea for a 4 minute segment? Especially since North Korea is one of the hardest countries to visit legally. Still this show is…

The Attractive Women
They take the big stacks of cash and put them back on the rack. I agree that the show does need some tweaks. I would cut out the "Quick Change" because they already get an assload of time to decide how to bet. When time runs out, the money drops open. It doesn't have to be all of them at once.…

The song played while Dee was wheel-chaired out
A Woman's Worth - Kate Bush.