H8R would have been amazing if Jack Black was trying to convince me he wasn't a fucking overrated hack. I'd love to have hit him with some stats about how he turns every live action movie to shit, where he's the lead. So I think the concept was awesome, but had poor execution.

Thanks for reminding me that I want to read "I Want My MTV".

Err uh…SCHLOSSBERG!!!  It's kind of odd that's it's her, the guy that beat the rape charge, and Maria Shriver that are the surviving members of this family. Oh and Joe… Can't forget about old Joe pushing Venezuelan oil.

Isn't every album now non-essential? It's 2011. I can buy songs a la carte. Or, even better, I can just pull up You Tube Videos that have lyrics displayed as the track plays. How does Rolling Stone even stay in business? No one needs such clunky terms as "Crunchy electro-soul grooves", when they can just listen to a…

I felt that the Viking funeral was a perfect way to end the season. I took it as the writers clearing the slate for next season. I do love that Pete got karmic vengeance in the form of a Sacko tramp stamp brand. Only Andre can skin graft that away now. I love the call back too to Kevin getting his dick nicked by…

Oh thank god! Young was defeated.  Kymia can join Abdi as winning a completely irrelevant competition. Young can never boast soullessly about the time he won that season of that Bravo show.

This sums up my feelings exactly. Thank you Steve Langford for this enduring gem.
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The producer must have been a real cocksucker.

How many movies can they make about Roger Corman? There have to be at lest 3 documentaries on Netflix right now about the Filipino exploitation movies. How much interest is there from audiences about a guy who made made shitty movies 40 years ago from audiences?

Fuck Young and his bullshit. He's like the Joe Buck of the art world, a guy that has amazing success despite being too bored to give a shit about what's going on. His work lacks any real passion. It's so banal, but yet the critics love it because they don't know that a robot is making these pieces.

I miss Tough Crowd. It's a shame too that Greg Giraldo and Patrice O'Neal are dead. They innovated combining snapping with political discourse.

"Sonic Youth guitarist Lee Ranaldo recently gave an interview to Rolling Stone to ostensibly discuss his forthcoming solo record, Between The Times And The Tides, which comes out March 20 via Matador Records."

I must admit, this was a better review then Kotaku's "Gut Check" (which told readers to buy the game outright). As far as I am concerned, while A.V. Club's reviews are hardly purchase influencers, they have credibility. I won't see an ad for the game super-imposed over its review.  Word is all the developers were laid…

Madhouse produced Death Note. I love the hell out of that series. Best dramatic anime of all time.

I don't think it's just killing one guy for the club. Otherwise there would be a lot more guys with that patch.

The Real Housewives of NJ reunion was left out. Normally I pass on telling authors how their list is wrong, but this is a goodin'. Teresa vs Caroline is going to be explosive television. Jacqueline is so disgusted with Teresa that she left the show and became the first housewife to skip the reunion.

I think the worst part about this Florence excursion is that Snooki and Deena are the only ones putting on a show. Pauly D is basically a doll with a pull string (for his hackneyed catchphrases).  Ronnie and Sam's nightmare of a relationship is thankfully been squashed. JWoww's been domesticated. Mike is just a…

This was a terrible episode. I guess Rob M. would be happy that I hate this episode as opposed to being indifferent. Then again, why write a tedious episode like this? Why air it last night when I really needed Sunny to be funny? At least The League was insane and entertaining last night. It's literally the first show…

I liked this episode, especially because it's actually Sukkot today. How apt!

Why would I buy a book from the "Pencil Neck"? He stunk out loud as the foil to Carl's "Garden State Stud". Get a personality you hack.