I once went on a blind date with someone who told me Rescue 911 was her favorite show.  No 2nd date.

Was The Loch Ness Monster really Jack the Ripper?

Was The Loch Ness Monster really Jack the Ripper?

Todd Akin and the Legitimate Rapes!

Todd Akin and the Legitimate Rapes!

My friend and I were 13 or 14 riding in the car with his parents listening to The Pretenders excellent first album.  We both silently realized that the lyrics to "Precious" could get us in trouble.  Luckily, my friend was thinking fast and let out a loud well-timed cough just as Chrissy Hynde yelled out "Fuck Off!"

My friend and I were 13 or 14 riding in the car with his parents listening to The Pretenders excellent first album.  We both silently realized that the lyrics to "Precious" could get us in trouble.  Luckily, my friend was thinking fast and let out a loud well-timed cough just as Chrissy Hynde yelled out "Fuck Off!"

Absolutely.  "I ain't afraid of no ghosts."

Absolutely.  "I ain't afraid of no ghosts."

News so shocking that much like a baby dinosaur or a Bob Marley cover band,  I had a heart attack.

News so shocking that much like a baby dinosaur or a Bob Marley cover band,  I had a heart attack.

I'm right there with you.  I've been hearing that phrase in my head the whole time I've been reading this article.

I'm right there with you.  I've been hearing that phrase in my head the whole time I've been reading this article.

I may be wrong, but isn't it Priest Maxi?  That's the joke, right?

I may be wrong, but isn't it Priest Maxi?  That's the joke, right?

The Grover Cleveland line is my favorite Simpsons joke ever.

The Grover Cleveland line is my favorite Simpsons joke ever.

Exactly.  I like Donovan fine, but it's obvious that he realizes that he shouldn't even be in the same room with Dylan.

Exactly.  I like Donovan fine, but it's obvious that he realizes that he shouldn't even be in the same room with Dylan.

The look on Donovan's face in the Don't Look Back clip is priceless. Kind of like Tessio when he realizes he's not going in the same car as everyone else.