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Julius Kassendorf
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And there was much rejoicing.

Daredevil.

I want this to be a commentary track of the damned.  PLEASE?

I saw it because it was John Woo and an interesting topic.  Navajo Indians (I think) used in the middle of a war for communication?  Yes please.

I should also note, it also isn't an overlong snoozefest like Windtalkers was.  God that movie went nowhere slow.

Gigli.  Paycheck.  Jersey Girl.  Pearl Harbor.

Red Cliff is definitely not the hyperactive psychotic amazeballs blowout that Face/Off was.  It has a few over-the-top moments that work beautifully, and are totally John Woo.  It's kind of like if John Woo were directing Spartacus, but instead of Romans it was Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and instead of being a

Windtalkers ALSO stalled his career, and was, in my opinion, even worse than this.

I wouldn't say STEADILY…he had a 5 year hiatus.

Manos 2: The Guns of Fate

He didn't in Hollywood, but he did in China.

Yeah. He was dressed more interesting than he or his designs were. Where's this season's token muscle stud?

SGG#5 was more eye candy than who is left. We've got Bald Bull, tall wispy black guy who is too prissy, and even taller pale dude, Tu and Moustache. SGG #5 and Baltimore provided the only eye candy this season beyond the makeup and hair guys.

Also, just before the break for the day, Portland said about SGG, "I'm worried because he's barely got a top finished." He must be versatile. But, dear lord did he get sulky.

I have the same dream about my job.

No, SGG#5's look was confused. There were details that weren't carried on either side of the dress. I think Mattman Begins called it with fledgling avant gardeist…maybe?

But that dumb necklace was REALLY dumb. It was a cross between Cthulhu and a Red Lobster Bib. And maybe the Ood, which I always thought were inspired by Cthulhu.

Nope.  No matter how many times I read the title, I still can't read it without hearing Rhonda Sheer's voice saying the title.

Plus, Palindroms came before Life During Wartime.

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