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Julius Kassendorf
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Oh. So you want to blow them.

Close.

Close.

Even the Italian Prime Minister has to pay for Girls at his Bunga-Bunga parties.

Even the Italian Prime Minister has to pay for Girls at his Bunga-Bunga parties.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus I too would be worried about his breathing in the milk.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus I too would be worried about his breathing in the milk.

The true heir is John Waters.  His rambly discursive commentary tracks are amazing.  They're chatty and gossipy and hilarious and everything you want out of a commentary track.

The true heir is John Waters.  His rambly discursive commentary tracks are amazing.  They're chatty and gossipy and hilarious and everything you want out of a commentary track.

Period.  That should be his job.  Just writhing around in a champagne flute full of milk.  It would be totally Barbarella.

Period.  That should be his job.  Just writhing around in a champagne flute full of milk.  It would be totally Barbarella.

Here's to hoping there's a giant champagne glass of milk for Channing to writhe around in.

Here's to hoping there's a giant champagne glass of milk for Channing to writhe around in.

That would be such a better movie that what I think this is going to be.

That would be such a better movie that what I think this is going to be.

Lars Von Trier's Melancholia 3-D!

Lars Von Trier's Melancholia 3-D!

Martin Sheen did it first (as JFK).

Martin Sheen did it first (as JFK).

1920s BC…