Speed 3: All Keyed Up

The next year was kind of awesome as well, giving it to Clint Howard.

I'd make a joke about "the audience is now deaf"…

Clueless was awesome, and still is awesome, as informed by a mid-30s gay male.

Shhhh…she's been working on that mop for YEARS!!!

They might have balked, but I think the million dollars would have been inspiration enough for a shaved head.  I also think Brendon would have pushed a lot harder if they weren't told otherwise instead of "No, its alright baby."

I blame hipsters.

To be fair, Oscar has ALWAYS liked Oscar-baiting crap.  The Untouchables over Goodfellas?  For the 1994 awards, Oscar gave it to Schindler's List, while MTV gave it to Menace II Society.  1996: Oscar gave it to Braveheart while MTV gave it to Se7en.  2000: Oscar: American Beauty, MTV: The Matrix.

MTV Movie Awards, you used to like cool movies.  Remember when you gave Quentin Tarantino and Pulp Fiction the Best Movie and Best Director award?  Hell, when you started in 1992, your list of best movies were: Backdraft, Boyz n the Hood, JFK, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, and Terminator 2 (winner).  In 1993, you…

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus To be fair, HBO isn't nearly as gay trashy as E! or Logo.

*throws smoking gun at @avclub-e131fa896265671584c9b01cb0ed51cd:disqus *

You need to tell your gay roommate that Tough Love New Orleans is back on VH1.  We love that show, but I almost didn't catch it.

*holds head in hand*

Naming a show after the song is bad.

Really?  A show with a title taken from a song by The Cure?  One of the bigger songs too.

Or rent Can't Stop The Music if you want to see a scantily clad Bruce Jenner.

I need to like this comment like 100 times.

I'd watch the hell out of Milk and Cheese.

I wish they retained Howard the Duck.  That needs a reboot.

Are we really out of comic books?  Don't you own any more comic books guys?