I hate Kenley lately.  Her advice montage was getting her nose all up in everybody's business, which was distasteful.  Like, "These shoes would go great with your outfit, don't you think?"  It was rather condescending.

Eh…it depends on who they are.  I would totally give my clothes to Milabot (I like her robot styling), Rami (in exchange for his clothes), or Mondo.

I was kind of baffled by this jump too. I was all, "Wait…I thought we were in Central."  But, then I thought I was just confused since I don't live in New York.

That was a good second quote.  Anthony has been hot on the quips the past couple of weeks in the editors' eyes.

I hated Juno before it was cool to hate Juno.  Actually, I hated Juno when I saw it at a free pre-screening.  I still have the stupid orange t-shirt with the name tag.

Know the word in the biblical sense?

I really really miss her "acting."  Her terrorizing of famous directors into making the worst movies of their careers.  Or of new directors into killing their own careers.

I loved this challenge. It got rid of an average designer, featured Joanna Coles being subtly ironic and and had a guy strip to his undies.

Dear New York denizens,

To be fair, he dresses himself like a typical gay hipster (which is probably 1/3 of the AV Club commenters…I keed, I keed!…maybe). So, he dresses himself in a style.  Not an aesthetically pleasing style, but a style nonetheless.

Rami can wear something like a platinum chain, or a regular chain with a padlock.  Something that accentuates his chest without being too obnoxious. Also, a leather armband.

Regarding Mondo's caftan, was I the only one who got a Mahogany drag queen centerpiece vibe from it? I hope he screams "SUCCESS" while Joanna Coles tells him about how much "money money money" he's going to get. And then much teeth gnashing will ensue.

The only gelato I wanted to try was the chocolate with cayenne pepper because it already makes great ice cream…

Worst. Episode. Ever.

Yes. I've been wanting to talk about Rami's hotness since the first episode, and this was the first time we've gotten a good look at him since. Mmm…Rami in a black tank top.

Spawn, The Crow, Judgement Night, Last Action Hero, Natural Born Killers (was that unsuccessful enough?), I could go on…

I'm going on the record to say that I really adore the MTV10 version of Aerosmith's Dream On, with the full orchestra backing, and it was only available on the Last Action Hero soundtrack for ages.  That, in part, is one of the reasons it went platinum, I imagine.  That version is pure orgasmic bliss to me (you can…

I think it was a sly dig at the uselessness of the episode. Sure, on the surface it was the shallowest "Deep Thought" as a sort of Koan that should be repeated. But, deeper, it seemed to be a "what the fuck is this shit" comment. Just like her comment about Miss Piggy as a megacelebrity who would be willing to wrap…

On the other hand, I think the characters would probably watch Family Guy.  It is a geeky pop-culture-laden show after all.

He was just channelling his inner Josh M and Big Gay Al.