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ABC preempted a few minutes of our local showing tonight to tell us that polls closed in Indiana. "Thing happened exactly when it was supposed to" isn't exactly breaking news, ABC. (I may have yelled expletives at George Stephanopoulos. I know it's not his fault. Sorry, George.)

I wanted that to be a lot better than it was.

I long for the day when we stop using "this is pandering to nerds" to mean "this is just Not For Me."

I started watching The 100 this weekend, after seeing a bunch of people here recommend it. This was a good life choice.

Nothing makes my skin crawl so much as the phrase "the American jail industry."

The department store I worked in for a few years played Muzak at Christmas. Absolutely horrifying. Also, I had a few old ladies scream at me for saying "happy holidays" instead of "merry Christmas." Oy vey.

As an aspiring IP lawyer, this made my day.

There should be some sort of statute of limitations on sequels.

I had a particularly wild spring break in college freshman year where my friends and I spent most of each day watching Sesame Street.

John Darnielle inspires me to be a better writer.

My mom loves Bad Santa and makes me watch it every year when I go home for Christmas.

Your reviews got both me and my mom hooked on Project Runway. Multiple generations appreciate your reviews.

I wholeheartedly agree.

Nina's "vagina superhero" line initially made me cringe because she's trying much too hard to be "edgy," but I'm so happy that it inspired Derrick's amazing illustration.

My college marching band did a ska show… In 2006.

And you're the pinnacle of human evolution, I'm sure.

Sometimes unfortunate lyrics can sneak up on a person during karaoke, but the fact that the title of the song is "Rape Me" should have been an indicator that things would only go downhill.

This reunion has turned Athens into a town full of crazy people.

I went to a large university with lots of technology-inclined students and fast internet connection: optimal piracy conditions. A lot of students were threatened with legal action around 2006. Fortunately, the school's legal department got involved and handled everything, but it was pretty scary for a while.