We must be exactly the same age.

we're about due for a good Civil War.

Facebook always with the fake news.

We voted to legalize marijuana and ethnic cleansing.

He said 12 inch PIANIST

Hmm, I think it's likely you are a Chinese spy.

Don't Go Away Mad

Can't Donald Trump do something about this?

Shakespeare Gets a Divorce

She's creating love! Break her legs!

Maybe Melania buys a lot of stuff on Goop.

What do you mean "you people"?

He didn't sell it, he gave it to them for free.

Hey, that's a half-truth.

Dick Johnson, hee hee.

The whole movie will be just one year of Dick Cheney's childhood and his adorable sandlot baseball team.

I think it was pass interference on Ronnie Lott.

What time does Chow Fun start?

I think he threw enough meaningless buzzwords in there that it can mean whatever he wants.

It's like when you present a slide show and play a cassette tape at the same time.