"Do the Mario!"

You're going to have to be a lot more specific.

Is that why your checkbook is made of ivory?

Can I see your copy of Swank, Armin?

You better be careful. One of those phrases will probably get you on a secret government alien watchlist.

Well, let's get this over with. —pulls down pants, bends over—

The aliens just received that Rolling Stone with Blink-182 on the cover.

But none of Boston's submarines have a screen door.

Those would be better than an hour of a guy filling up a swear jar.

So you're the one that snuck into the NBC executive meeting and convinced them this would be ratings gold.

Many, yes. But my favorite is when he went to play old-timey baseball.

It's like he died and went to a beautiful place with the Shawshank Redemption and Atlanta Braves baseball.

There's nowhere to hide, America Jr.

The last safe place is a non-denim-related clothing store.

Because their business model depends on paying a poverty level wage with no health benefits while serving their customers poisonous food.

Downvoted for skeuomorph. I don't come here to learn stuff.

We need the people with paper tickets so there is someone to feel superior to.

If you can live with taking food out of James Cameron's kids mouths, that's fine.

I just got over my Chester A. Assonitis.

You're so adorkable when you're committing domestic terrorism.