He was a good bad guy in Jack Reacher. I know nobody saw that but take my word for it.

I know that's a joke but I read an article where it said the ratings actually went up as the series went on, and it theorized that kids like the newer episodes more because those are the ones shown in syndication most often now.

I got the impression that he thinks he was slumming on L&O.

We could see how he struggles to balance work and home life as he raises Black Dennis.

Bring back Dean Winters.

Hopefully they will also publish the Garth Brooks Juice Diet.

You'll never stop FXX

Because they're probably not even real Irish babies, they're just regular babies that they bought at the supermarket and took out of the packaging.

People might still think he's Matt Groening.

I think there's chocolate inside.

You could write for Stefon.

Tex Avery.

I want to know how an illiterate person became a movie star. Did someone read his scripts out loud to him until he learned the lines?

I don't think so. We do that through the state lotteries.

*Music starts playing him offstage as he thanks his dead parents*

She's about to get dropped off at her Uzi lesson.

Yeah but your local independent music store can't deliver your CD by drone.

Don't ask me how the economy works.

I think they're a Chipotle now.

and they had tiny stamps you had to tear out for each album and stick onto the order form