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Eddie Lee Ivery
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No, it's aluminum storm windows.

Judging by that photo I should have bought my daughter the latest Clint Black CD instead of the Frozen soundtrack.

I correct other people's grammar for free, as a type of public service.

aw, I wanted to hear the song.

Holograms of the band members will play themselves.

Fred Armisen must be a frequent guest star.

Maybe next season his ghost is solving mysteries.

Is Richard Castle a right-wing nut like Tom Clancy or Vince Flynn?

Not doughy enough.

He's about to crawl into your kitchen and cause your wife to complain about how your house is such a craphole.

"Whom busted the screen door again?"

Why, did she ask him to read something out loud?

I wonder if Chinny begins all of his statements with a quotation from a famous person about the subject at hand.

It's important to learn how the American justice system works.

You could watch the OJ trial again.

"Honey, Eluvium wandered off from the home again. Will you go get him out of Mrs. Miller's flowers before she calls the police?"

Global warming has made sweaters obsolete.

Little Langdon was only allowed to watch city council meetings on public access.

Do you have a better idea?

Dad is great, he gave us the chocolate cake