I guess Kenneth really IS running NBC now. The Night Court reboot will be announced later this summer.

It's not completely nutritionless. It has hooves.

Only if it was called Spiderman: Fish in the Dark.

I thought Fish in the Dark was a Garth Brooks song.

They're called "illusions"

I heard Pat Sajak tapes a whole year's worth of Wheel of Fortunes in one month.

No because his first name is not Brig or Track or Stump.

My boys love watching some guy play Minecraft on Youtube for some reason.

It's pretty impressive that Betty White's even on this list.

I think before the Drew Carey Show he was a football hooligan.

It comes on right after Do Shut Up.

It looks like their little brother stuck his head in their heavy metal photo.

Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Serial Killing Necrophiliac Pedophile

I think I'll be fine, because it would be hard to make a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure movie.

Are you ready for some dildos? It's a Monday night party!

While he was angrily typing those emails a bunch of glass dildos fell out of his pockets.

You creeper.

That's a good look. Where can one purchase some bald-colored pants?

What the article doesn't mention is that they all died of a staph infection.

Babe Winkleman