Yeah but who wants to into a neighborhood with a bunch of ethnics when you could get Yum! Brand Banh Mi at the gas station?

We already have an Americanized Banh Mi restaurant it's called Subway.

I didn't know they served chicken nuggets at this restaurant.

How many associations do you guys need?

Yeah that bothered me too. He even changes his religion and when Costanza asks him about it he just stares at him. What's he thinking throughout the movie?

Chris D’Elia always looks like he needs a shower.

"Did you see what I did there?"

I think he also has to sharpen his sword while standing in the background.

If Jonathan Franzen finds out about this, Foer is not going to be invited to the Smarty Pants Author happy hour anymore.

Ashley Tisdale is really funny on Phineas and Ferb.

I don't know if his target audience of meatheads and middle school boys buy a lot of Christmas albums.

I wasn't fighting. He punched me and I fell down.

Your mother doesn't know how to take Bluebloods off her DVR so it's a moot point.

Danny was EXTREMELY unlikable in this episode. I'm kind of rooting against them getting back together now.

It better have the origin story of the fried ham sandwich.

That headline is so close to being an all-acronym sentence.

See you in the car!
—Milhouse

He's actually an Austrian doctor.

"Little Orphan Hannie" ha ha ha

Hmm. It's been 21 years since that commercial and we still don't send faxes from the beach or have video phone booths.